The ultimate expert

What a brilliant story. Apparently, BBC anchor Karen Bowerman is supposed to interview Guy Kewney about the Apple vs Beatles lawsuit. Trouble is, Guy is at home, but some other fella named Goma is mistakenly sent to the TV studio and he does his best to answer the questions. First, he looks genuinely stunned, but then responds without flinching once. Any seasoned analyst couldn't have done better. Still ROTFL. The Mail on Sunday has the full story.

The interview

Karen Bowerman: Guy Kewney is editor of the technology website Newswireless.

Face of horror

KB: Hello, good morning to you.

Mr Goma: Good morning.

KB: Were you surprised by this verdict today.

Mr Goma: I am very surprised to see... this verdict to come on me because I was not expecting that. When I came they told me somehting else and I am coming. So a big surprise anyway.

KB: A big surprise, yeah, yes.

Mr Goma: Exactly.

KB: With regards to the costs involved do you think now more people will be downloading online?

Mr Goma: Actually If you can walk everywhere you are gonna see a lot of people downloading the internet and the website and everything they want. But I think eh It is much better for development and eh to inform people what they want and to get the easy way and so faster if they are looking for.

KB: It does really seem the way the music industry's progressing now that people want to go onto the website and download music.

Mr Goma: Exactly. You can go everywhere on the cyber cafe and you can take, you can go easy. It is going to be an easy way for everyone to get something to the internet

KB: Thank you. Thanks very much indeed.